My mom just sent me this video without any context??
thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today
For the love of Gods, unmute this please
This is fucking hilarious
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churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old
Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years
that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this
AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE
i’m gonna
this is not okay
UM
i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS
so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks
my body is ready
I got 100 potatoes
seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…
maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…
WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT
i shouldn’t have asked for this
je SUS!!!
I didn’t got anything
Oh.
YES I GOT GOAT
You better give me a good one
you dont have to give me a good one
please
cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°no
too hot
Hot dam
*pours ice water on you*
Better call the police and the fireman…
Deciding the main feature of a new female OC: