If your children are traumatised by the sight of a fat person in a bikini, a bit of cellulite or a caesarean scar, then may I tentatively suggest that you aren’t raising them correctly. If seeing someone hairy wearing something skimpy renders you ‘unable to eat your lunch’ then I’m afraid my diagnosis is the problem is with your brain, not their body.


We put the Axe Cop premier on Hulu and the “this program is intended for mature audiences" message came up and Dick pointed out that Axe cop was written by a five year old.