This is Tom, our freindly neighbourhood poltergeist

yourplayersaidwhat:

So I managed to get Andromeda, my elven cleric, haunted and one night after a particularly frustrating session for our DM (my sister playing a chatoic stupid Dragonborne) we need to walk through a sewer system to break into the prison Luna (my sister’s Dragonborne) is imprisoned in to break her out.

DM: You walk through a sewer system rats and mice are scurrying about
Me: I scream in terror
DM: you mean to tell me you’re just ‘hey this is Tom, he’s my resident chatoic netural spirit haunting me’ but you can’t handle a mouse?
Me (OOC): It’s a phobia
DM: THIS THING HAS PUT GASHES IN YOU BUT THE M O U S E THE HARMLESS MOUSE THATS SCARED OF YOU TERRIFIES YOU? YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIORITIES
Me: I did, twice, mouse highest in list for priority on fear, Tom the neighbourhood chaotic netural spirit lowest.
DM: I’m done. That’s it. I’m going home. Night. Good game.