lilred-fighting-hood:

exinspired:

they were talking about really inconvenient/annoying/stupid things to steal from people

like imagine the fahc being like “we have tons of money, let’s just steal dumb shit to inconvenience people”

car seats, toilet seats, the top hinge on every door, kitchen counter knobs

just not even shit they’d profit off of, just inconvenient, worthless crap

They make it a game of “who can steal the most absurd thing”.

Geoff sneaks into the police station and steals Officer Sorola’s mug that says “Best Okayest Boss Ever”.

Jack steals the door of a police car – which she drags triumphantly behind her.

Ryan has the door know of the interrogation room in the police station.

Michael has the entire toilet from the police station.

Ray has a potted fern from the police station.

Jeremy managed to take Officer Sorola’s entire desk.

But Gavin? Gavin stole the front door to the police station. Everyone’s still in awe over how Gavin managed to take it without raising alarms.