rewatching the pilot of my favorite show: oh god look at you adorable mini baby buns you have absolutely no idea the shitstorm that’s about to hit i am so sorry

snakesenpai:

kaijutegu:

lokittyofcatsguard:

snakes have gone through millions of years of evolution to become one of the most lethal hunters in the world 

and we parent them and call them noodles and boop their snoots and squeeze their headboobs 

i think they’re secretly offended

My ball python got himself stuck in a paper towel roll earlier. I think he needs a parent.

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Ahhh yes the mighty predator.