Your waifu is shit
Quotes
She is the women all women would love to be and no woman is. Formidable enemy, great and loyal friend. Relaxed witty, admired, sexy, she outwits everyone, except Jeanne and Cereza, who she loves. She has this void inside her that drives her on and spurs her righteousness.
– Hellena Taylor, voice actress of Bayonetta.
A lot of people talk about Mari Shimazaki when discussing Bayonetta as a female power fantasy, but sadly not as many people bring up this gem from the mouth of Bayonetta herself and that makes me sad.
(via brittsfunhouse)
Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.
I’m gonna wing it
We’ve had a few… interesting nights.
I hate tumblr. Everything has become so memeingless.
(via dnotive)
shit wrong blog
12 incher, bro. right into my mouth
out of context egg quotes (via azula-griffon)
I WAS TALKING ABOUT A FUCKING SANDWICH
(via craftykraken)
Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future
I’m too old for this shit” means “I don’t have the time for your fuckery,” not “I’m too feeble to kick your ass.