person:why are you sad?
me:i don’t know
person:no reason?
me:oh no there are plenty of reasons,i’m just not sure which one it is this time.
Chats
Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk
Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*
Amino: Flurry Heart x Big Macintosh would be called MacFlurry.
Ambris: …
well then
Rei_ zero: Lol
Flurry heart x braeburn = heartburn?
Amino: Works for me
Rei_zero: I swear, you could almost make up any old bullshit for a class at some colleges now, and they’ll let you teach it
Sir f: “Yiff 101”
Rei_zero: I’d do it.
Submit a thesis on butts, and the best species for yiffing
Hoshi: These would all be great classes.
Rei_zero: With or without the fursuit, pros and cons of each.
Ambris: Buttsex 101 –with mandatory lab classes
My OCs: please let me rest I’m so tired
Me: Looks like It’s time… for SoMEONE…. to get shOT IN THE LEGtrgfdd
pros and cons of ‘making food’
Pros: food
Cons: making
Obi-Wan: An important thing to remember is that you must never, under any circumstance, leave your Skywalker unattended.
Rey: What happens when you leave them unattended?
Obi-Wan: Oh you know. Democracy dies. Mass Jedi genocide occurs. They lose a hand. All sorts of things really.
OCs
character: i exist! thank you, you’re amazing!
writer: why thank you! you know what you need?
character: friends? a cool backstory?! oh oh! an adventure?!
writer: pain
character:…what?
writer: tons and tons of pain
character:
writer: (:
Every episode of Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon Ramsay, a famous chef with 14 Michelin Stars: Your food is absolute shit
Restaurant owner: No, no that can’t be it, you just don’t know good Italian food
Me: I need to cut down on my follows so I spend less time back-scrolling tumblr…
Me: Ooohhh pretty art blog… *follow*