“Excuse you, but I’m a fuckmothering vampire, I killed a lot of people to get that title. I deserve to be called as such”
Tag: random hellsing abridged quotes
“I’m going to need a new gun”
“…”
“And one for the police girl”
“But I already have a”
“Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons”
“Anything else?”
“And a 70” plasma widescreen tv.. With netflix"
“Should it also be 3d?”
“NO! THAT’S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!”
“JESUS WANTS A HUG!”
“Is it on fire?”
“It could be more on fire”