in german we don’t say “in the middle of nowhere” we say “at the ass of the world” and i think that’s beautiful
in Polish we say ‘in the beyond-ass’. High five, German.
In Dutch we say “In Pluto’s ass”, to continue this strange trend.
In Serbian it’s vukojebina (вукојебина), “the place where the wolves fuck”
“buttfuck nowhere” though
Australia: out whoop whoop..