australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming
australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne
Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?
Australia.
Hey. At least we didn’t give him a drop bear…