I used to work at [the orange box hardware store], and seriously, the number of people who would declare, “WELL, I’LL JUST TAKE MY BUSINESS TO [THE BLUE HARDWARE STORE]” over the pettiest shit was absolutely insane.
Like, honestly, take your business else where. Do it. I can’t give you discounts off shit for no reason, and if you think another store will, live your dream.
Working at [THE BLUE HARDWARE STORE] we got those exact same customers who “took their business” to the orange box hardware store! Hahaha!!!
And of course, they’re back the next time they need something.