Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

endarkculi:

kingofairships:

flyinglizards:

fratboycipher:

pearlsgay:

kerx:

orctrash:

sparkylurkdragon:

taggthewanderer:

bittersweetnsours:

twinconstellations:

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

giganotus:

cruelcomedienne:

giganotus:

lacertae-dreamscape:

ephemeren:

actualfuckingdragon:

phantomrose96:

shadowofthelamp:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

ruhiana:

heecawroo:

communication is very important

Children are very VERY scary.

Genies criminals won’t leave you alone after you break the rules and go to genie prison yourself.

As a matter of fact, mer-people ARE real.

Turns out you’re not the last people on Earth!

Juts listen to the small pure-hearted child you could have avoided so much of this

Racist human hates a diverse cast of animals and tries to kill them all

people took bible class way too seriously

he just wanted to go back home, not get dragged into a war.

Spacefloof is learn things

Both sides died, so we’re gonna have to settle this here!

Magical beings are just as dumb as humans and the fox fucking called it

five dorks playing a video game; also italy

a lonely, high-strung literature major ends up dancing with a bunch of weirdoes and it helps

Trust no one, especially not the narrator. Also everyone you love suffers.

Anything that can go weird, will go weird.

Always remember to clean up the tiniest speck.

Why’d we have to get the asshole time god?

TOUCH THE SPACE SQUID’S BUTT

people that record history are fucking jackasses

he didnt mean to become god

Getting good grades is hard when your teachers are all supernatural beings

Dating lizards is dangerous.

The afterlife becomes the 43rd U.S. state.

Nobody is purely evil, but when only sinners can get superpowers, an arms race is inevitable.

The strongest people can be the most broken.

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