yourplayersaidwhat:

So the party was sent out to go slay some dragons for a 1500 gold bounty per dragon killed. But upon getting to the lair, they instead decide to try talking to the dragon (who is already pissed off because people keep showing up, trying to kill her). They’ve been going back and forth for a minute, so far only minorly successful in convincing her they’re not out for the bounty.

Half-Orc Bard: Okay, can I roll Persuasion to- *drops dice on floor* Oh, fuck me…

DM (in growling dragon voice): That would be weird…