“You can’t charge me a smoking fee!”

r-maliciouscompliance:

I work in the front office of a totally, completely 100% non-smoking 4 star hotel with a predominantly corporate clientele. Mr Smokey is a fairly well-off businessman (we all know the kind; slick hair, expensive watch, head-up-his-own-bum attitude and no time to deal with anybody “below his station”) and was booked in with us for a two night stay.

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Small Tips For ClipStudio

variou-very:

bunabi:

I have some hours before work so I’ll use them to actually detail why I’ve found CSPaint to be so efficient for bastard-aligned painters who like to take shortcuts.

This will seem familiar to most of you guys, but this functions a little bit different from Photoshop. It turns everything you draw on the layer into editable curves, but retains the aliased smoothness of an ordinary raster layer. Practically a cheat to access the whole suite of amazing tools CS offers for lineart. Such as:

The vector eraser is The Best™. You can be as messy as possible and this tool erases the excess. One pen-flick and it’s done. Much faster than cleaning it up by hand. You can also tweak the settings of this brush to encapsulate more/less lines as you erase but that’s getting a little more involved. Anyway, last thing:

Maybe the only thing better than the vector eraser. There are multiple settings, but these three are the most handy. You can smooth wiggly edges, connect broken strokes, and tweak the width/weight to exactly how you want it. This also has a ton of settings you can play around with. It’s great!

There’s a lot more tools you can use, but you get the point! It’s a really good drawing program. I recommend it!

guess whos abt to throw photoshop in the garbage

violetvappy:

blazing-forge:

matehagyak:

whiskey-gunpowder:

Prius + 20MM Vulcan Canon —— Welcome To America!!

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I absolutely love this thing because the more I read about it the stupider it gets:

  • That Vulcan cannon is from a decommissioned F-16. 
  • They had to install a roll cage and mount the cannon to that because otherwise the recoil would rip the roof of the car off.
  • When you fire it the shockwave from the gun cracks the windshield and punches it inwards.
  • You can’t fire it while on the move because the kickback from the gun is so strong it would wreck the transmission.
  • The 20mm ammo it fires costs $27/round. At a rate of fire of 6,600 rounds per minute, one SECOND of sustained fire costs about $3000.

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