a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
“m…man?”
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
On the other, all I have to do is keep it unplugged.
SCP-601. A dozen of brain-wiped humans/zombies linked into a hive mind; seemingly easy to destroy and they have to stay together to function. They aren’t even described as aggressive; any weapon at all would do.
One more and I’d have to fight a psychotic poltergeist who’s… violently insecure about its sculpture hobby, and has total control over its haunting ground. Whew.
Description: SCP-551 is a standard, five hundred and fifty (550) piece jigsaw puzzle, which should depict, in its finished form, the image of a solitary woman on a small row boat, surrounded by a stormy sea.
alright
Multiple subjects testing SCP-551 stated that a completion of the puzzle seems inconceivable.
uh
Class-D personnel with a history of addictive behavior is tasked with piecing together SCP-551. Subject acted aloof about the assignment at first, but after connecting two pieces, she seemed to become alarmingly obsessed with SCP-551. Subject stayed beside it for days, sometimes screaming about her lack of progress. After a period of four weeks, subject lost consciousness from lack of sleep, and the test was ended. One hundred and two (102) pieces of SCP-551 had been connected.
oh no
thanks whoever followed me yesterday such that i didn’t have to fight 797, the floating egg that controls, frankensteins together, and bombards people with pieces of human corpses!
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