shorthalt:

awkward-child-zoz:

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

dreamofserenity626:

thetiniestbabby:

copperbadge:

hockeystix:

cyrilthewolf:

sortyourlifeoutmate:

truckfondler420:

a11madhere:

shiftingpath:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

vergak:

cuentosallaround:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn

Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

THESE ARE DELIGHTFUL!!!

youdontknowourstories:

Does anybody else get this thing where they have a new idea for a story except that its not really a whole idea? Just like, a picture or a scene from a movie unfolding in front of you? Only its so clear, so sharp and strong that you know its going to be a story. It burns inside you, making you replay it again and again, from a new angle each time because you want to know, need to know, how this fits in a narrative.

Like, you see the characters and how they look, you know the setting, you know the motivations (but not the context), and every minute detail and nuance of expression or shadows or well, everything. 

You even know what sounds the characters can hear, what sensations they are feeling. You know what music would be playing if this was really a movie. 

You just… don’t know how it fits into a plot yet.

All the damn time…

Jeff Kaplan Talks About Toxicity in Overwatch in Developer Update

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Jeff Kaplan Talks About Toxicity in Overwatch in Developer Update

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Fortnite Accidentally Enabled Crossplay Between Xbox One & PlayStation 4

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Fortnite Accidentally Enabled Crossplay Between Xbox One & PlayStation 4

Epic Games’ latest survival game Fortnite briefly allowed for crossplay between Xbox One & PlayStation 4 gamers before disabling the functionality as reported by Kotaku UK.
Some video games allow for “crossplay”, the ability for gamers on different platforms to play in the…

moonsugarstars:

Glittering Cloud married the love of her life and got two children in return, smdh

During their teething years (usually as little as a month after birth), I believe bat foals are very bitey, “attacking” anything put in front of their faces instinctually. Kind of like kittens play-fighting. Otter Pop is half bat, and she has fangs, so she bites things… usually Glittering Cloud, much to Glittermom’s annoyance. Half-bats are very rare, so there’s a lot of new experiences waiting for these two.
Paper grew up in the wilderness alone, so she basically knows nothing about babies anyway. They’re terrible. Whose idea were these?

To pre-empt the questions: Otter Pop is the biological daughter of Paper Stars and Glittering Cloud. She’s half-pegasus, half-bat. She is not adopted. She was conceived by magic and carried by Glitter. I won’t go into too many details there, because it’s kind of gross and not relevant to the story.

Glittering Cloud belongs to Centchi
Paper Stars and Otter Pop belong to me (taesuga)