Month: August 2017

omg-snakes:

MC17E8 is out and about. They’re a very healthy amel motley/stripe!
This sassy critter marks the end of our hatching season 2017.

Now it’s time to watch the babies shed and eat

and

grow and earn Snek Scout skill badges and decide which will stay at the OMG, Snakes! house and which will go out into the world to find their destiny.

I love it when a blog that they’re using for ads allows you to block it.
Bye Bye crappy ads…. (Blocked the blog that advertises that sorry episode mobile game.)

theonion:

RICHMOND, VA—Expressing regret over stuffing itself so early in the meal, a local flesh-eating bacterium was reportedly wishing Monday that it hadn’t filled up so much on foot. “Oh, god, I just started pigging out on that delicious heel wound, and I guess I didn’t realize how much necrotic tissue I was scarfing down,” said the microorganism Pseudomonas, lamenting that it was way too full to even enjoy the pair of mouthwatering calves. “This always happens. I just go to town on one appendage and leave no room to finish the rest of the body. I really need to learn better impulse control.” At press time, the bacterium was comforted by the fact that it could save some of that tasty bicep for later.