Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?
DM: the windows aren’t open.
Half-orc fighter: that’s not what I asked.

“Life Is Now”: Stefán Karl Stefánsson, LazyTown Actor And Internet Meme, Free Of Cancer • r/europe

“Life Is Now”: Stefán Karl Stefánsson, LazyTown Actor And Internet Meme, Free Of Cancer • r/europe

I feel that today, I should take a leaf out of betty white’s book, and have a glass of wine..

of course, there’s no mention of how large the glass should be.

please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer

thedevilsbartender:

  • approve of it
  • am romanticizing it
  • have a kink with regard to it
  • think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever

because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.

but my writing a villain does not make me a villain

understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.