theonion:

UTICA, NY—Unable to locate them on their usual shelf, local man George Rambart, 41, reported Thursday that the store was out of the good kind. “Aw man, they don’t have any,” said Rambart, adding that they had a bunch of the other ones, but those aren’t as good as the kind he always gets, which are much better. “I guess a lot of people also like the kind I like. Maybe if I go to another place, they’ll have them.” At press time, Rambart was even more disappointed upon learning that not only didn’t the other store have the good kind but the manufacturer had stopped making the good kind altogether.

did-you-kno:

People who fix the lights at the top of
airplane radio towers usually have to
climb them in the middle of the night.
If a light burns out on the tower, late-
night hours are the most cost-effective
time for a station to power down, which
protects the climbers from exposure to
dangerous radio frequencies as they
ascend upwards of 200 feet in the dark.
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