french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
American recipes: Use Pillsbury™ crescent rolls and Oscar Meyer™ sausages with your Dairy Maid Dairy™ cheese for a fun NFL Super Bowl LI™ treat!
Australian recipes: just throw it on the barbie and cook the shit out of it. You better be drinking a beer too, xxxx or VB at least..
Bonus.
It was invented in New Zealand, and its good? It’s ours now. No argument.