duckhuntthylacine:

The plots of all core Pokemon games:

Kanto –  A child single handedly defeats the Yakuza.

Johto – Oops! The Yakuza are back! Oh, another child single handedly defeats them…

Hoenn – A child
single handedly

stops environmental destruction caused by a gay couple arguing over how to redecorate.

Sinnoh –  A child
single handedly stops

a misanthropic edgelord from using time and/or space to destroy the universe and remake it in his own image.

Unova 1.0 – A teenager
single handedly

defeats

PETA.

Unova 2.0 – Oops! PETA’s back! Oh, another teenager
single handedly

defeats them…

Kalos – A teenager single handedly

stops a tall, lion man from committing mass genocide.

Whoever thought the new UI design for Facebook messenger on mobile was a good idea needs to get fired.
Holy shit, is some of the worst design I’ve ever seen.
Why am I seeing the same friends 3 times on the home screen? This shit make literally NO sense

Bah, trying to get a palette I like for this new character is proving to be a pain in my ass.

The color disparity between my tablet and my laptop is not helping at all either.
I have no idea which is accurate, and the settings for both are checking out as accurate… but i know one of them is off.

Who doesn’t love losing power in the middle of service with a whole heap of people coming in expecting food. In the dark…

robotlyra:

we-are-star-stuff:

A Robot In Russia Has Made a Second Escape Attempt

A robot in Russia caused an unusual traffic jam last week after it “escaped” from a research lab, and now, the artificially intelligent bot is making headlines again after it reportedly tried to flee a second time, according to news reports.

The Promobot IR77 is programmed to understand and learn from its experiences and surroundings and has now twice escaped from the facility it is housed in. The robot is programmed to avoid obstacles and analyse its surrounding area, which has lead to the bot searching for escape routes from the facility.

Its first escape attempt began when it simply exited the facility through an open gate that had not been shut properly, causing chaos in the streets as cars swerved to avoid it.

Researchers say other robots of the same series have not attempted to escape like Promobot IR77, leading them to question what it is about this particular robot that so desperately wants to escape.

Oleg Kivokurtsev, co-founder of the research lab that created the Promobot IR77, said: “We are currently working on third-generation robots which we plan to launch in autumn. This is why we have given all the robots artificial intelligence. We have changed the AI system twice, [in the Promobot] so now I think we might have to dismantle it”. That sparked intense reactions on Promobot’s YouTube channel. Commenters are begging the company not to kill it. The robot’s fate hangs in the balance.

Whether or not the Promobot IR77 is aware of it’s imminent destruction is unknown; chances are it would have escaped by now if it knew of the research labs plans.

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RUN, LITTLE DUDE, RUN!