duckhuntthylacine:

The plots of all core Pokemon games:

Kanto –  A child single handedly defeats the Yakuza.

Johto – Oops! The Yakuza are back! Oh, another child single handedly defeats them…

Hoenn – A child
single handedly

stops environmental destruction caused by a gay couple arguing over how to redecorate.

Sinnoh –  A child
single handedly stops

a misanthropic edgelord from using time and/or space to destroy the universe and remake it in his own image.

Unova 1.0 – A teenager
single handedly

defeats

PETA.

Unova 2.0 – Oops! PETA’s back! Oh, another teenager
single handedly

defeats them…

Kalos – A teenager single handedly

stops a tall, lion man from committing mass genocide.