did-you-kno:

Michigan’s Village Elementary gets
visited by the same duck every year. For
13 years in a row, ‘Vanessa’ has returned
to the school’s courtyard and nested
under the same shrub. Once her babies
are hatched, teachers clear a path
through the halls so she can lead them
straight to a nearby pond outside. Source

altongoldenbrownanddelicious:

I want Alton’s next sabotage to be “cook in a college apartment simulator.”
The chefs have to cook macaroni and cheese in a tiny cramped kitchen with zero utensils and only dull bread knives. Both the macaroni and milk are left out of their baskets. They have a single tiny pot to cook everything in or they have to wash 2 minutes of dishes to receive a different sized pot, but the first 4 are either comically too large or small.

okay, while not cutthroat kitchen. I’ll point out, that Top Chef has literally done almost exactly this.

It was Top Chef Masters, Season 1, episode 1.
The results are as hilarious as you can imagine. They had to cook a full three course meal, in the dorm rooms, using only a microwave, toaster oven and hot plate.

(I’d add a youtube link, but the only video I could find was subscription only)