Month: April 2016

I made a thing, simply because I want to see people want to kill him with fire..

(I won’t actually be posting much there. if anything, reblogs. it’s mostly just so I can send in-character questions)

just-shower-thoughts:

If an animal is brightly coloured, it either wants to fuck or doesn’t want to be fucked with.

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

I may be a guy, but I feel this post.
Because people say some crazy stupid shit to people who work in hospitality..

pettyrevenge:

My neighbors installed a sprinkler system which they run for 20-30 minutes per zone and it hits my yard. During the installation process their cheap ass company poke a hole in our system. They also ran a drain from their downspout into our yard. Literally we had a pvc pipe going from their downspout into our grass.

Our side has basically been flood since. We can’t use our sprinklers, they won’t admit they broke ours and won’t address the rain off. After watching them water my mud spot for like 6 months I said fuck it.

I built a 24’x1’ garden bed and filled it with manure. The smelliest most organic maneur I could find. They live downwind of us and watched them have to smell it the whole weekend on their brand new “patio escape” they just refinished. I built it right in the edge of the property line.

This morning rather than watch them water my mud trench they watered my vegetable garden! Thanks for the free water bitches!!! And fuck no you aren’t getting any of my tomatoes!!!!