Gotta solve this underpopulation problem!
But yeah, Whatsa has the only other Crystal ponies I know about.
Save the Crystal Ponies!
:’C
Quick! Call in @askopalescentpearl‘s Silver Sterling! We need a stallion into this mix to save the crystal population!
STERLING NO. STAHP >:V
ft. @ask-folly and Heart Song of @askheartandviolet
Remeber, Folly, the future of the species is at stake!
((Crystal ponies are super rare, and it seems like good male crystal ponies are even rarer. We got a population crisis on our hands here! ~ Whatsa))
YOU NEED VIABLE MALES? HERE, DEFINITELY THE MOST VIABLE OF ALL MY MALE CRYSTAL PONIES, YUP
Month: March 2016
It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten
Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
I’m torn between how dangerous drunk-driving is, and hilarious having that kind of legacy would be.
It’s Rainbow Dash’s job to keep an eye on me and make sure I don’t get into no trouble. I reckon it’s hard work, because she’s most always nappin’. I make a great rooster, though!
(And y’all are mighty kind!)
–Still falling! Just give me a sec ^^; –
Raising in LFR.
“Ohh, fire! I’m going to go stand in it!”
Playing a healer in any MMO
Me: Why the fuck you dyin’
Me: Why you always dyin’
Me: Mmmm oh my god
Me: Stop fucking dying
“Cold” water in the pilbara..
That’s 35.5 celcius by the way..
Friends sharing graphic pictures with you that gross you out..

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:
1.) Swaddled Babies
2.) Flying Duck Orchid
3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid
4.) Ballerina Orchid
5.) Monkey Orchid
6.) Naked Man Orchid
7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid
8.) White Egret Orchid
Just pointing out: these are all orchids. ORCHIDS ARE WEIRD.
(Ever read the etymology of the word ‘orchid’? That…doesn’t subtract from the weirdness.)
Nope, but I assume it has something to do with genitals.
*looks it up*
It means “balls,” you guys.
pretty flowers!