Hey guys, come watch this livestream of a guy in my town who got an entire downtown road closed for climbing a fucking tree.
It’s been hours and he’s still up there.
?????????
Oh boy, now the town super hero is on his way.
HE’S THERE.
This is so surreal.
The cops wouldn’t let Phoenix Jones near the tree, even though he claims to know the dude in the tree. People are tweeting SPD to let him help.
SOMEONE’S FLYING IN A FUCKING DRONE.
It’s been nearly 24 hours, the man is still there, and now a dude with a goat has showed up.
HE’S DOWN. DOWN AND EATING ORANGES.