faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

“HEL-LO”

“Shiiiiiiit!” *leaps back around the corner*

“ARE YOU STILL THERE~?”

*sobbing*

buzzfeed:

By Anna Borges

ugh.. what a prick of a day.

too tired to do anything now, my whole shift was fucked.
We had no gas
I was stressed about some guy we have on site from head office who spent yesterday harassing the hell out of me
Found out the gas problem wasn’t the bottles being empty, rather the emergency cut off was screwed up and closed.
While trying to source the problem, electrician set off the fire alarm
was stuck outside (in the stinking hot weather) for an hour before the alarm was turned off and we were given the all clear
A barbecue order was missed
I dropped a tray of food all over the floor.

fuck this swing.
Fuck it to hell.

it’s been a complete unmitigated fucking disaster.

I have 2 shifts left. I can’t fucking wait to get home. I’m over this crap.