December 2015 – Page 16 – Rei

Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

kingofairships:

flyinglizards:

fratboycipher:

pearlsgay:

kerx:

orctrash:

sparkylurkdragon:

taggthewanderer:

bittersweetnsours:

twinconstellations:

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

giganotus:

cruelcomedienne:

giganotus:

lacertae-dreamscape:

ephemeren:

actualfuckingdragon:

phantomrose96:

shadowofthelamp:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

ruhiana:

heecawroo:

communication is very important

Children are very VERY scary.

Genies criminals won’t leave you alone after you break the rules and go to genie prison yourself.

As a matter of fact, mer-people ARE real.

Turns out you’re not the last people on Earth!

Juts listen to the small pure-hearted child you could have avoided so much of this

Racist human hates a diverse cast of animals and tries to kill them all

people took bible class way too seriously

he just wanted to go back home, not get dragged into a war.

Spacefloof is learn things

Both sides died, so we’re gonna have to settle this here!

Magical beings are just as dumb as humans and the fox fucking called it

five dorks playing a video game; also italy

a lonely, high-strung literature major ends up dancing with a bunch of weirdoes and it helps

Trust no one, especially not the narrator. Also everyone you love suffers.

Anything that can go weird, will go weird.

Always remember to clean up the tiniest speck.

Why’d we have to get the asshole time god?

TOUCH THE SPACE SQUID’S BUTT

people that record history are fucking jackasses

he didnt mean to become god

Getting good grades is hard when your teachers are all supernatural beings

Dating lizards is dangerous.

The afterlife becomes the 43rd U.S. state.

Nobody is purely evil, but when only sinners can get superpowers, an arms race is inevitable.

The strongest people can be the most broken.

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

bradmajors:

voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh

clickholeofficial:

A Nod To The Past: ‘The Force Awakens’ Features A Scene Where George Lucas’ Lifeless Body Can Be Seen Drifting Through Space

With the release of Episode VII, George Lucas has officially passed the Star Wars torch on to a new generation of directors. So, it’s only fitting that J.J. Abrams has paid tribute to Lucas—and the universe he created—by featuring a scene in The Force Awakens where the filmmaker’s lifeless body can be seen floating through space!

Though most fans will have to wait until Friday to see the latest installment of the science-fiction franchise, early reviews have consistently praised Abrams’ hat tip to the series’s history.

According to a review from The Seattle Times, “This isn’t some ‘blink-and-you’ll-miss-it’ appearance. Lucas is on screen for several solid seconds during a heated space battle as X-Wings roar by, his bloated limbs, ashen skin, and wide-open, bloodshot eyes all clearly visible as he drifts into the stars.”

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive