RD: I-it’s not like this was my first choice! My skeleton costume was… missing?
Twilight: It was missing?
RD: Uh- yeah.
Applecat: Well where’d ya last see it?
Flutterbat: She looks pretty shifty to me.
Pinkie Pierate: Arr, be clear as day she be blowin’ through ‘er teeth. Words so full o’ hot air ‘er sails be worn n’ tattered tryin’ ta’ hide it — but ol’ Captain Pie can see through ‘er.
Everypony: Hu?
Pinkie Pierate: Shes happy to be a princess tonight!
What I say: you’re cute.
What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.
