combustionman:

And imagine GLaDOS having to put up with Korra

“Aperture Science would like to remind its test subjects that it is unwise to taunt the Sentry Turrets, as they are full of bullets. And you are not. Well, not yet.”

“Please refrain from making obscene gestures in view of the observation cameras. You know who has to censor those before the footage is archived? That’s right. Me. And I have enough on my plate without you making me waste time having to blur out your hand because you decided that now was a good time to practice Sicilian hand signs.”

“Remember what I said earlier about making obscene hand gestures? Well, funny story, it appears that since I made that announcement the rate at which you have been making those gestures has more than doubled. So either I forgot to strike Opposite Day from the company calendar again, you’re incredibly dull – which I have long suspected, by the way – or you are simply a stubborn contrarian determined to make things as difficult for me as possible. I don’t know which scenario is more frustrating.”