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Month: September 2015
The Customer Is Not Always Right: Getting Owned By the Owner Part 2
Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 2
COFFEE SHOP | LEICESTER, ENGLAND, UK
(I’m standing in a fairly short queue when a businessman walks in, pushes straight to the front and starts dictating his order to the 20-something year old cashier.)
Cashier: “I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the queue, sir.”
Business man: “I have an important meeting shortly. You must serve me now!”
Cashier: “Yeah, the longer you stand there, the later you’re going to be. Back of the queue.”
Business man: “Do you have any idea who I am?”
Cashier: “Nope. Now shut up and go to the back of the queue.”
Business man: “How dare you talk to me like that?! Get me your manager now!”
(The cashier sighs heavily, walks into the back, comes out with an older woman in tow and nods her towards the businessman, then disappears back into the back.)
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, sir?”
Business man: “That boy was incredibly rude to me! I demand you fire him immediately!”
Manager: “I’m afraid I don’t have the authority to do that, but if you want I can get the owner for you.”
Business man: “Bah! Fine, but I expect to be compensated for having to go through all of this trouble!”
Manager: “I’m sure you can discuss that with him, sir.”
(She then walks into the back, then comes out again with the now grinning cashier.)
Cashier: “Yo.”
Business man: “What’s the meaning of this? I said I wanted to talk to the owner!”
Cashier: “Like I said, yo.”
(The businessman silently gapes for a few seconds, then walks out stammering threats about having his head and closing the shop down.)
Manager: “Why do you always have to involve me?”
Cashier: “I just love the look on their stupid little faces when they find out I own this joint.”
(The manager rolls her eyes and walks into back.)
Cashier: “I love this job. What can I get you?”
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oh joy. because of the update, people feel the desire to glitch posts everywhere.
thank goodness for Xkit and postblock.
So, now that I’m done screaming and crying about this, I suppose I can share it with y’all
aspect-rei was the evil mastermind behind making this happen, with co-conspirators autoknight01, fisherpon, and even my OWN HUSBAND AND MY BROTHER were in on this goddamn scheme
Bliss is real, you guys
I have a plush Bounty Bliss on my bed right now
Look at these pictures
She’s beautiful
She’s perfect
I still don’t have the words
Thank you, Rei, and you bunch of assholes who conspired together on this, and of course thank you to Feneksia for your amazing detail work holy shit.
This is the best birthday gift I’ve had in years.
PS – I captioned the images go look
It was worth everything 🙂
<3
(This is what my vague posts all week have been about)
S5E09, Slice of Life – Deleted Scene
“Okay, NOW she’s drunk.”
Idea by Zorand! In more ways than one, really, because this is also inspired by this joke he made in my IRC. And also this joke by licksdash, AKA /u/
DASHLICKER1991. Good times.