Buy 5200 thrushes, or any number of thrushes for that matter
Mention sea cats in any context, but especially a playable one
Waifu the same NPCs on subsequent playthroughs (The Don and Bryan Waifu Rule)
Make the DM ship even more goddamn ships involving the time traveling sad lesbian
Argue with the DM on how much damage a thrown frying pan can do
Debate with the DM about the merits of an ear trumpet or a tennis kit in combat
Buy ear trumpets or tennis kits to use them in combat
Look for genocidal, murderous spiders in castles, or anywhere else, really, unless they’re the small dragon cleric
Bring horses to space stations
Ask gods of immense power for horses
Be a local lord in areas where they don’t speak local languages
Be a local lord at all
Ask why humans are called “humans”
Name their character after another player but with two letters rearranged, be it by accident or not, especially if it’s at 3am when the DM checks new character sheets and doesn’t realize the ramifications of the name
Have +3 Natural AC for no adequately explored reason
Pester the DM to roll for divine intervention
Ask about the genitalia of fictional species
Make reference to Bad Dragon during games or in the group’s Skype chats
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azula-griffon has taken to calling me “the Tim-Tam man” whenever I’m in streams.
I’m perfectly okay with this.
I guess I have a reputation to uphold in the future now 😛
The brony world was rocked to its very core this week, with the revelation that their beloved voice star Tara Strong, is in-fact a Succubus. Pictures surfaced of the actress posing with actor Rupert Grint, of Harry Potter franchise fame, during a recent fan convention. While many were preoccupied with the fact that Grint was confirmed to be a pony fan…again…expert photo analysts noticed something else: Tara is still sexy as fuck.
“God damn she is still hot as ever” one analyst remarked. “I would blow her husband just for the chance to be closer to her.”
Strong, who turned 42 this year, does not look to have aged a day in over a decade, despite having given birth to 2 sons.
This is in stark contrast to Grint who looks to have aged over 10 years, since his first film appearance.
How could this be?
The only conclusion, analysts confirm, is that Tara is in fact a Succubus – a kind of demon that sucks the life force out of healthy young men in order to retain their youthful appearance, through the art of seduction. It is estimated that Strong has sucked at least 1 day of life out of each of her 222,000 twitter followers, putting her current projected lifespan in the vicinity of 608 years, if she stopped enticing fans today.
That is unlikely to happen anytime soon, so long as Tara has access to twitter and feels like teasing everyone with it.
Most fans don’t even seem to mind the idea that their idol is literally sucking the life out of them.
“She’s using the youth better than I could for sure,” said one fan. “I’d let her take a year out of me in exchange for a full hug.”
At press time, this reporter had discovered that she holds a patent for breast milk baby bottles.
