SIGNS AS ICONIC ASPECTS OF ANIME

Aries: naruto
Taurus: panty shots and other means of fanservice
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: the long speech about victory and friendship given by the plucky protagonist while crying
Leo: magical girls
Virgo: the fucking tsundere
Libra: shojo blush
Scorpio: ‘tch’
Sagittarius: fight scenes that last for several episodes
Capricorn: The Tragic Backstory™
Aquarius: that really good themesong for the first season
Pisces: nekos and/or ‘NYAH’