cwudining:

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

A friend of ours worked in a movie theater.  One night, a rowdy little boy decided to kick
over all the stands that held up the red velvet cords.

After several attempt to stop him, she finally declared, “If
you keep kicking those over, your leg will fall off!”

No sooner had she said this than she looked up and was
mortified to notice a man standing on a pair of crutches with one leg.

Before she could apologize, he looked down at the boy and
sighed, “I used to love to kick those.”

The kid ran away.