and they’re constantly yelling “DO NOT EAT THE HUMAN” at each other
And when the human gets mad, they make a garlic heavy dish and smirks from the window as they all are stalking outside until they can come in
Also they just all love the human so much, like the human is their pet, when in reality the human bosses them all around.
Fund it.
Cross it over in some way with the story of the vampire and the anaemic person, for even more hilarity..