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dashbeardconfessional:

STRONG IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF WEAK

I live on the second floor, I refuse to take multiple trips to get my groceries. And I only use one arm to carry the groceries because I’m the strongest person on the planet.

All the bags get carried in one hand no matter how many there are, the 24 pack of diet dr pepper gets carried by itself in the other hand.

I don’t even own a car. Balance while you hang that shit on the handles of your bicycle like a real badass. Carry the weight all the way home.

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