The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

kaijutegu:

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

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Every time he sees it, he balls up.

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I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

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However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

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But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

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Pretty soon it became his best friend!

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There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

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Including protecting him from the other stapler.

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The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

slagarthefox:

burninbridgesmakinwishes:

WARNING! Spotify is running an ad for the MTV movie Unfriended and if you’re listening to your music and doing something other than staring at spotify, which I would assume most people do, you will be scared shitless when it plays because it’s silence for a second and then a high-pitched scream. I’ve never made a post like this but PLEASE signal boost this because I know it could be a huge issue for people and I just want to warn everybody so they aren’t scared half to death like I was.

That’s honestly why I just use the radio app that came with my phone, all the ads are just stuff related to whatever kind of music the station you picked plays

Ie: A country station having 30sec news spots about country musicians and what’s going on with them. 

I’ve had my spotify subscription so long, I honestly forgot they have ads on it if you’re not one…