Parents: Don’t forget to make us proud
Friends: Don’t forget to socialize
Teachers: Don’t forget to get A’s
Strangers: Don’t forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don’t forget to look good
Society: Don’t forget to be perfect
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How come your art style changed? I actually liked your old art style…

jitterbugjive:

LOL FIRST OFF THIS IS RUDE AS FUCK

Secondly

Which art style?

Because nothing changed

I just have multiple art styles

You want my old art style?

Older?

OR MAYBE NOT SO OLD BUT STILL SHIT?

OH OH WHAT ABOUT WHEN I TRY OTHER STYLES

IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE MASTERED MULTIPLE STYLES ON PURPOSE OR ANYTHING TO DIFFERENTIATE MY BLOGS AND CHARACTERS

THAT WOULD BE SILLY

RIDICULOUSLY SILLY

Seriously who even does that ahahaha

Right?

Riiiight?

Clearly I’m only allowed to have one uniform style

Let’s just forget that I like to experiment and stuff

Let’s just clump all of it in to “one” style and pretend like whatever I’m currently drawing suddenly invalidates every other style I’ve ever drawn and will continue to draw.

Yep.