Month: July 2014

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

I can only blog my personal recipes for so long; I only have so many. I can draw for an ask blog practically indefinitely. Also, relating work to hobbies is never a good idea.

conspicuouslad:

bonmod:

lizzymodblog:

bonmod:

conspicuouslad:

Fair.

Still kinda want to see you do one.

I would buy a recipie book laden with dittoprize’s swearing. It’d get me pumped everytime I put on the apron!

Also, check out “What the Fuck Should I Have for Dinner”. I think they got published!

Coming soon to a book store near you:

Cooking for Fucking Morons

(Near you if you’re European, that is. Otherwise, too bad, ya twat. Guess you’re not learning how to cook. Guess you’re starving to death. Ohhh no.)

Featuring amazing recipes such as

  • a cake filled with a fuckload of bananas
  • a banana filled with a fuckload of cake
  • the kind of vegetable that counts as a fire hazard
  • the salad that causes diabetes
  • the candy that cures diabetes
  • the soufflé that rises straight through your ceiling, thus causing a shitton of property damage but nevertheless you still feel it was worth it because holy shit that thing was delicious
  • edible shit, to serve to people who you think should eat shit. (may contain traces of shit)
  • chicken that tastes like strawberries
  • dynamite flambé
  • some actual recipes that ditto uses in her day-job as a chef in a restaurant
  • a lifetime prison sentence for poisoning your boss, who came over to have a friendly dinner and talk about your future
  • the gordon-ramsay-wet-dream apple fritter
  • a correctly peeled banana
  • haggis that tastes like ass
  • but all haggis tastes like ass
  • aye, but in the right hands it can taste like some mighty fine ass
  • humpty dumpty’s violently assaulted corpse
  • a scarf made using chopsticks
  • boy-attracting milkshakes
  • dogs so hot they are literally on fire
  • the edible swan ice sculpture (may contain actual swan)

ORDER NOW OR GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK

oh good im not the only one who haa wet dreams of gordon ramsey

Ditto you go make that book right now

Haha, I’ll get behind that.