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Speed traps in California are getting more strict as the police have now employed F-16s to monitor high traffic zones.

Police are now authorized to use deadly force on speeding vehicles, including their vulcan cannons, stinger missiles and new laser technology. “Any car going more than 5mph over the speed limit will be torched,” said L.A. Commissioner Peter Lollard. Radar detectors have also been proclaimed illegal, and anyone using them will be shot down.

When asked about the legality of using deadly force for traffic violations and military hardware for law enforcement, Lollard explained, “Ask me that again and I’ll ‘introduce’ you to our drone program.”

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