Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.
God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.
Month: January 2014
Australians on Tumblr are the best
yes, fuckin oath yes
We are the greatest
god damn it the austraians feel love post once again comes back to haunt me.
In response to “Round the Twist”…
- The easy way is to shout “Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy”
- The classy way is to sing “Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?”
Neil is my spirit animal.
#swinninMe when margaritas
god i love this man
Pacific Rim has a Build-Your-Own-Jaeger feature on their website. Some folks haven’t taken it as seriously as I suspect the PR folks thought they would.
CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY
HOLY SHIT I FOUND EVEN MORE.
Zamboni Rage
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
They let nick cave write something and expected something that wasn’t crazy?
They obviously didn’t know him very well..
Pocket Princesses 87: Perfect Gift
Please Reblog, do not repost to or from other sites.
Because I’ve decided it’s Frozen MONTH at PP, in celebration of how fantastically the movie is still doing! If you haven’t seen it yet due to sold-out sessions, keep trying! It’s worth it 🙂
Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright Trilogy HD and Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective are both currently FREE for iPhone and iPad in the Apple App store!