Shutting the fuck up is a free action
A human corpse counts as an improvised weapon, right?
It is dungeons and dragons, not sex dungeons and bdsm dragons!
All Gnomes are voreable
That’s a nice antagonist NPC you’ve got there. It would be a shame if someone where to…. seduce him.
I’d like to roll to scream into the deep abyss.
The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.
So am I fucking the innkeeper or not?
Come here often?