That’s a nice antagonist NPC you’ve got there. It would be a shame if someone where to…. seduce him.

Our mutant mechanic with a prehensile tail in Airship Pirates RPG, who successful seduced the villian.

The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.

The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)

Come here often?

the ranger to a mysterious hooded figure after rolling a nat 1 for perception, later discovered to be a broomstick with a cloak draped over it