Month: October 2016
Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
Me: Stay.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
Me: Heel.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
Bit of a long one, this one!
For context’s sake, my dear little cousin wanted me to draw her a story for her, and so I decided to illustrate a short, wordless story about her dear little dog. Because I’d been in a bit of a drawing rut for a long time, doing this for someone in the family that’s so important to us got me feeling motivated and get me to create something sweet and funny for her to enjoy.
And I hope you guys do, too~
Done with pen & ink on card, A5
Touched up in Photoshop
okay. this is kind of interesting.
I’ve enabled it to try it out, seems interesting so far.
it can be found by going to settings, then selecting Labs in the right hand menu. once you “enable tumblr labs” you’ll be able to switch it on
These quotes are all from the same campaign, with the dwarf in question being the summoner with the “rockin’ awesome ginger beard” from a previous story. Some may be paraphrased.
Dwarf: “I open the door.”
DM: “Okay, you–”
Dwarf: “With my beard.”
DM: “–break your jaw.”
Dwarf: “What stats does my beard get, anyways?”
DM: “You can’t stat your beard out as a separate character!”
Dwarf: “…are you sure?”
Dwarf: “If I summon an owl fast enough, does it count as a throwing weapon?”
DM: *solely because he won’t stop asking* “…I’m going to regret this, but yes.”
Dwarf: “If I give him a pointy helmet, does he do piercing damage?”
DM: *regretting*
Dwarf: “I call upon divine intervention to make the suicidal paladin immortal!”
Dwarf, to tiny-size mage: “Hey, I bet you’re small enough to ride my owl!”
Rogue: “You hippogryph’d an entire town!?”
Dwarf: “It was an accident.”
* Random video submitted to my inbox, without any note, from an anon..
yeaaahhhh… I ain’t watching that.
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