The same person who committed the Port Arthur massacre, which led to Australia’s strict gun laws, is the same person who injured themselves with fireworks as a child, leading to a nationwide ban on fireworks without a permit…

to quote someone in the thread: 

Keep that fucker locked up and away from bacon. I couldn’t take losing bacon.

(that all said. I have no actual sources for this. so I’m kind of taking it with a large dose of salt. but if it’s actually true..)