naomiknight17:

naomiknight17:

Updated my commission info with clearer pricing and newer art examples!

Please help spread the word, or contact me if you have questions, would like a quote, or are interested in ordering.

Thank you!

Currently taking commissions for August!

Please contact me if interested in anything, and if not, I’d super appreciate if you could help spread the word!

For anyone interested, I also do NSFW art as seen here. (DON’T CLICK IF YOU HAVE INNOCENT EYES OKAY I DON’T WANT TO BURN THEM)

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

librarian-pagewhisper:

aspect-rei:

The second commission I had ordered from twizz-doodles.

This one using librarian-pagewhisper and another of my OCs for that blog, Knightshade.

I love how this came out, they did a fantastic job on it.

thanks twizz 🙂

Knightshade doesn’t share my interest in history and other academic pursuits. He doesn’t have to hang around after his shift each morning when I come into the library for personal research, yet he insists, even if he is extremely bored by it.

I guess he just doesn’t have much to do, not that i mind, he does help out a bit.
*also doesn’t hurt that he’s a real cutie..*