“You can’t charge me a smoking fee!”

r-maliciouscompliance:

I work in the front office of a totally, completely 100% non-smoking 4 star hotel with a predominantly corporate clientele. Mr Smokey is a fairly well-off businessman (we all know the kind; slick hair, expensive watch, head-up-his-own-bum attitude and no time to deal with anybody “below his station”) and was booked in with us for a two night stay.

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