THE FEARSOME ORC WARRIOR KURG BONEBREAKER SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR AND FINDS

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HIGH FANTASY: A BRAVE KNIGHT WITH A GLOWING SWORD

LOW FANTASY: A GRUNGY MERCENARY WITH A BATTERED HANDAXE

DARK FANTASY: SOMETHING HORRIBLE THAT ATE THE PEASANT WHO ORIGINALLY LIVED IN THAT HUT

ACTUAL D&D: A TIEFLING TWINK IN A BATHROBE WITH A ROSE CLENCHED BETWEEN HIS TEETH