goddamnalientourists:

zinnia-apologist:

original-groove-rush:

Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

• Gandalf the Gray
• Gandalf the White
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
• Benito Mussolini
• Blue Meanie
• Cowboy Curtis
• Jambi the Genie
• Robocop
• The Terminator
• Captain Kirk
• Darth Vader
• Lo-Pan
• Superman
• Every single Power Ranger
• Bill S Preston
• Theodore Logan
• Spock
• The Rock
• Doc Oc
• Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

A quick glance through the notes tells you who wasn’t there in 2007 just because they’re continuing the list

This is Mr Rogers erasure