Lawful Good: “Oh, you can leave that detail out if it’s too hard to draw”
Neutral Good: “That’s a fair price. Thank you for taking my commission :)”
Chaotic Good: “If anything is too complex, I can pay more”
Lawful Neutral: “Here is a 6-page essay on my OC and his backstory”
True Neutral: “Do you take commissions? I’d love to see my OC in your style”
Chaotic Neutral: “Here’s my OC ref [links image with 20 different characters]”
Lawful Evil: “I can give you exposure instead of payment. I have 100 followers”
Neutral Evil: “Could you draw my OC? Oh, I thought you took free requests”
Chaotic Evil: “draw my oc”
Let’s see if I’ve got this right…
Lawful Good: “I have no standards. Ignore my specifications and fuck up as bad as you want. I’ll still pay.”
Neutral Good: “I have no business sense. Please take me for every cent you can get.”
Chaotic Good: “I am a rube. Extort me for more than we agreed on.”
Lawful Neutral: “Here’s a bunch of irrelevant crap that won’t help you in any way to fulfil my commission.”
True Neutral: “I understand the process of negotiating and wish to open the floor to a possible business relationship.”
Chaotic Neutral: “I have a clear idea of what I want and am willing to show you. I expect you to ask for information, and use the materials provided.”
Lawful Evil: “I am a caricature of a greedy prick that literally does not exist in real life. No human being is dumb enough to try this.”
Neutral Evil: “I interpreted your statement of taking requests at face value rather than understanding that this meant ‘only for friends or people who sufficiently kiss my ass’ as you intended.”
Chaotic Evil: “I have poor communication skills. I might be making a request or asking for a commission, but you didn’t try to get more information because you take any attempt to get you to actually make art as a personal imposition.”
Who hurt you?
Oh look, another person who thinks they’re entitled to stuff from every artist they see…
On November 4, 1965, in commemoration for the 6 million pounds of ordnance dropped over Vietnam, men of the US Navy’s Strike Fighter Squadron 25 (VFA-25) prepared a special “bomb” for the occasion: A broken-down toilet.
The bomb, perched under an A-1 Skyraider piloted by CDR Clarence ‘Bill’ Stoddard, was dropped on a mission to the Mekong Delta in South Vietnam, where, as he read the list of ordnance he was preparing to launch to the forward air controller, he called the toilet “one code-named Operation Sani-flush”.
Said FAC controller later reported that the toilet almost struck the Skyraider as it was released.
And so, the legend of the first and only time a biological weapon was deployed over the skies of Vietnam, was born!
New Pokemon GO Update Incompatible With Old iOS Versions
Good news Pokemon trainers! A big new update is coming for Pokemon GO. Bad news, it will discontinue support for older Apple devices. Mobile devices that are not able to upgrade to iOS 11 will no longer be compatible with the new update, so if you’ve been holding out on getting that new…
