Lawful Good: “Oh, you can leave that detail out if it’s too hard to draw”
Neutral Good: “That’s a fair price. Thank you for taking my commission :)”
Chaotic Good: “If anything is too complex, I can pay more”
Lawful Neutral: “Here is a 6-page essay on my OC and his backstory”
True Neutral: “Do you take commissions? I’d love to see my OC in your style”
Chaotic Neutral: “Here’s my OC ref [links image with 20 different characters]”
Lawful Evil: “I can give you exposure instead of payment. I have 100 followers”
Neutral Evil: “Could you draw my OC? Oh, I thought you took free requests”
Chaotic Evil: “draw my oc”
Let’s see if I’ve got this right…
Lawful Good: “I have no standards. Ignore my specifications and fuck up as bad as you want. I’ll still pay.”
Neutral Good: “I have no business sense. Please take me for every cent you can get.”
Chaotic Good: “I am a rube. Extort me for more than we agreed on.”
Lawful Neutral: “Here’s a bunch of irrelevant crap that won’t help you in any way to fulfil my commission.”
True Neutral: “I understand the process of negotiating and wish to open the floor to a possible business relationship.”
Chaotic Neutral: “I have a clear idea of what I want and am willing to show you. I expect you to ask for information, and use the materials provided.”
Lawful Evil: “I am a caricature of a greedy prick that literally does not exist in real life. No human being is dumb enough to try this.”
Neutral Evil: “I interpreted your statement of taking requests at face value rather than understanding that this meant ‘only for friends or people who sufficiently kiss my ass’ as you intended.”
Chaotic Evil: “I have poor communication skills. I might be making a request or asking for a commission, but you didn’t try to get more information because you take any attempt to get you to actually make art as a personal imposition.”
Who hurt you?
Oh look, another person who thinks they’re entitled to stuff from every artist they see…
